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The Catholic Archdiocese of Seattle has condescended to lowering himself into the cesspit of humanity in an attempt to repeal same-sex marriage by way of a modest petition drive.? Among the intellectually vapid statements that spilled from beneath his funny little hat was this gem, "The word 'marriage' isn't simply a label that can be attached to different types of relationships.? Instead, 'marriage' reflects a deep reality - the reality of the unique, fruitful, lifelong union that is only possible between a man and a woman."

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Damn it! Someone should tell them their relationship is impossible before they waste another 30 years.

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Now I get it!? Queers can't spit out more humans to be sprinkled with water and made fit for a lifetime of emotional (and possibly physical) abuse!? That's what marriage is REALLY about; all that stupid love and companionship stuff can define any old relationship!? MARRIAGE is about turning women into breeding chattel with the blessing of a barbaric, bronze-aged, superstition!

But wait!? Sterile people, and people who don't want kids, and really fucking old people, and people that don't intend to be together for life, and non-monogamous people, and people who are drunk, and total fucking strangers, and... THEY can all get married too!? It would appear that, beyond the dictates of that barbaric, bronze-aged superstition, marriage is a label that CAN be attached to different types of relationships!? No, the silly hat man says, "There is nothing else like [marriage], and it can't be defined or made into something that it isn't".

I wouldn't want to suggest that the silly hat man has a tenuous grasp on reality, or that he would just outright LIE in order to prop up his dusty old belief system's bigotries.? That would be rude.? Instead, I suggest we give the silly hat man's definition of the "unique, fruitful, lifelong union that is only possible between a man and a woman" its own special term that won't be sullied by the horrible queers.

"Indentured servitude" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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via Joe.My.God.

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